Bob Ricci - Everybody Vs. Me Lyrics
OkCheck it...We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leasheAnd she's trying to get across the streetShe's walking 'round all crooked-likeAnd she's looking pretty feeble and petiteI'm kinda thinking that the thing to do hereIs that whole good samaratan shtickBut I know what she's up to thoughI'm not falling for THAT OLD TRICK!Cause things aren't always what they seemIn this mixed up world of oursAnd you know that little ladyIs actually an alien assasin from MarsShe's trying to use my altruistic natureTo get me in her clutchWell guess what, you're on your own there GrannyLook out for that Greyhound Bus!Everybody's trying to kill meIt's me against everybody elseI'm obviously important enoughTo be the target of a top secret government snuffI can't trust anybody else, can't you see?It's everybody versus meFor instance...There's this guy who lives across the streetWho everybody seems to trustHe goes to work, he pays his duesHe looks innocent enoughBut as he's out giving food to the poorAnd raising money for the children's choirI'll be teaching his kids to swearAnd setting his HOUSE ON FIRE!Cause it's so apparantHe's a mind-controlling demonAnd if he thinks I'm his marionetteWell he's obviously dreamingIt takes a certian intuitive natureTo see how all this worksThe doctors call it a "chemical imbalance"WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS!Everybody's trying to kill meI fight this war all by myselfThere's evil members of an alien raceWho are constantly invading our interplanetary spaceIf you're not with meYou're against me can't you see?It's everybody versus meWhoa, I'm listening to the voices hereWhoa, I gotta concentate so I can hearI said I'm listening to the voicesAnd they're telling me to dissappearOh yeahI said the voices keep telling me I gotta get outta hereThere's these people I've been living withFor quite a big old whileThey keep showing me these doctored picsOf them walking down the aisleAnd they keep on trying to make meCall them Mom and DadI let them think they've got me fooledIt's really kind of sadCause they think that I don't knowThat the KGB is creepingRight around the cornerThen they'll kill me while I'm sleepingBut I've got it all under controlUsing sophisticated techniquesThink it's easy?You try staying up for 14 SOLID WEEKS!HA HA HAEverybody's trying to kill meYou couldn't possibly understandThe other day I got an insect biteThat looks awfully suspiciousUnder ultraviolet lightIf I don't make it tell my storyMake them see...It's everybody versus meWhoaIt's everybody versus meIt's everybody versus meIt's everybody versus meIt's everybody versus meIt's everybody...
