Bob Ricci - Every Other Time Lyrics
[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]I said forget about itAs I drive off away from the drive throughThis Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straightI said Bavarian CremeBut she's got a funny way of thinking I meant EclairI'd like to shove my Donut up her assAnd drive off with my finger in the airOh yeahI order black, she gives me creamSometimes it's something in betweenSometimes she looks as though she might have figured it outBut then she just changes her mindMy juice is hot, my coffee's coldSometimes my donut's growing moldThis Dunkin Donut lady,There's something wrong with herIt's every other timeEvery other timeSometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravationIf I just pour myself some Rice CrispiesOr just toast up some Pop TartsBut when I taste that Egg and CheeseThe muscles give out in my kneesAnd then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff saidI think I'm hooked what can I do?I give my order then drive throughBut guaranteed when I pull upIt's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered itSometimes it's black, sometimes it's creamSometimes it's something in betweenSometimes she looks as though she might have figured it outBut then she just changes her mindI never said I wanted ChaiSometimes I swear I think she's highThis Dunkin Donut lady,There's something wrong with herIt's every other timeEvery other timeEvery other timeGive it up homegirl, you should quitYou know and if you don't I think I'm sick of itI'm gonna drive my car right off the lotCause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the blockI said forget about itAs I drove off away from the drive throughThis Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straightI order black, she gives me creamSometimes it's something in betweenSometimes she looks as though she might have figured it outBut then she just changes her mindMy juice is hot, my coffee's coldSometimes my donut's growing moldThis Dunkin Donut lady,There's something wrong with herIt's every other timeEvery other timeGive it up homegirl, you should quitYou know and if you don't I think I'm sick of itI'm gonna drive my car right off the lotCause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block
