Bob Ricci - Pet Rock Lyrics
Well I was walking through the mallWhen I saw the coolest store of allThe pet shop always makes me smileI just had to go inside for a whileI wasn't really looking to buyThen I saw for only 4.95Undeniably what had to beThe greatest pet ever alive(I saw a pet rock)He was looking up at me(A pet rock)Waiting there patiently(A pet rock)He was practically begging me to take him homeWell my pet rock he is the bombHe'd never growl or bite he's always calmHe keeps his cage so very cleanAnd he's the cutest rock I've ever seenWhen it's warm out we go to the beachOr I take him for a walk on his leasheBaby can't you see my rock and meAre the greatest pals ever to be(I got a pet rock)And we're inseperable(A pet rock)He's more than just a collectable(A pet rock)He may not be intellectual, but he's mine all mineI take my rock with me to bedTo lunch, to recess, and even phys. ed.Now I'm the most popular kid in schoolCause my pet rock is just so coolWell my pet rock is my best friendHe's the best 5 bucks I've ever spentHe's never try to run awayHe always listens to what I have to sayNow that he's older he's ready to dateI can't wait until my rock finds a mateThen eventually my rock will breedAnd start a rock colony(I got a pet rock)He's my pride and joy(A pet rock)Think I'll probably name him Roy(A pet rock)Put him down cause he's not a toyHe's my best friend
