Bob Ricci - It Could Happen To U2 Lyrics
[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2]Just the other dayI was on my way to workWhen nature started calling meWith an overwhelming urgeNow I'm just trying to findA decent place to peeSo I pulled into McDonaldsTo use the lavatoryBut when I walked into the johnAnd saw what was going on, whoaIt was a big disgrace to the entire male raceTears were running down his faceAnd I said...You've got to get yourself a doctorYou got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of itDon't move, I'll call a paramedicYou got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of itI picked up the phoneAnd I called up 911To tell the operatorWhat the gentleman had doneThe operator chuckledAnd well I guess that's fairBecause this all could have been avoidedIf he just wore some underwearWell they notified his wifeAnd they brought the jaws of lifeWhat a crappy way to spend my dayI'm saving Private Ryan, My oh myYou've got to get yourself a doctorYou got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of itOh look, look at you nowYou got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of itHe'll never walk the same againAnd now when he talks he sounds a lot like thisAnd late at night when he closes his eyesHe's haunted by the sound of my voice singing...You've got to get yourself a doctorYou got stuck in your zipper and you can't get out of itThat day will always be rememberedYou got stuck in your zipper, and now you can't get out of itAnd though the worst is overHe'll never live it downHey look this week on OprahThat zipper guy is onHis shame will never pass
