Bob Ricci - Ode To Playboy Lyrics
[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam]Oh where oh where can my Playboys be?My mom took em away from meI gotta find out where she hid all my booksSo I can read my Playboys when she leaves for workWell I came home about a quarter to tenWas down at Tommy's hanging out with my friendsI turned my key, I walked into the houseMy Mom and Dad were sitting down on the couchWhen I saw what Mom had, my face turned redShe said we found these underneath your bedI couldn't talk, my knees got weakMy Mom found out that I'm a porno freakAnd just when I thought things got as bad as they couldShe said she's confiscating them for my own goodOh where oh where can my Playboys be?My mom took em away from meI gotta figure out where she hid my booksSo I can read my Playboys when she leaves for workWell now it's late, I'm lying in my bedMiss October's dancing through my headSuddenly, my Dad turned on the lightSaid "follow me" and tiptoed down out of sightWe went to the shed, I looked inside and said"Holy cow, he found my porno pile!"He winked his eye and then he went back up to bedI turned around, went back into the shedWell now it's over, but you know I thank the starsShe didn't find the tape inside my VCRBut now I've got my pornographyMy Dad gave it all back to meHe's such a cool dude he gave back all my booksNow I can read my Playboys when Mom leaves for work
